note from the etoy.QUEER-LABS

We know there's a little gay guy in everyone. But the etoy.BUREAUCRATS forgot to celebrate this fact!

etoy.CORPORATION SA wishes to apologize officially for not consulting the etoy.QUEER-LABS before setting this year's GENERAL MEETING date.

Shame on the chairman and all his board members: the 6th of June 2009 is the day of the EUROPRIDE PARADE & FESTIVAL in Zurich! EuroPride is this year's biggest gay event in the world: a celebration and political demonstration for acceptance and tolerance, against discrimination and against the creation of taboos and violence on grounds of sexual orientation. Political speakers include the politician and publicist Daniel Cohn Bendit, the mayor of Zurich, Corinne Mauch, and the Moldovan human rights activist Mihaela Copot.

The chairman proposes triple voting rights for all etoy.SHAREHOLDERS who can show probable cause that they practice/tested same-sex romance and/or participate in the general meeting as cross-dresser/gender-bender.

In addition, etoy installed the position of agent.PINK who can be contacted to delegate voting rights in case the celebration schedule cannot be synchronized with the etoy.MEETING-PLAN. ---> use: gay[at]

kisses from etoy ...leaving reality behind.

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etoy.HAEFLIGER @ 19.05.2009 20:55 CET
the chairman says: long live the gender-bender!!!
via contact form... @ 20.05.2009 10:24 CET
What the Hell is this all about????? If EToy has become a company of gays, I want to sell my shares. Call me a homophobe if you wish but I won't have anything to do with this kind of experience.
etoy.ZAI @ 20.05.2009 10:31 CET
dear R.F.

etoy.AGENTS started to discuss who will pay you off. we will certainly take over your stock as etoy has to remain strictly clean. if there is a dogma in our corporate sculpture it's this one: open minded beings only.
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