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Good Friday Ash Transfer



The following is an accurate account of how the ashes of Timothy Leary entered the etoy.UNIVERSE in preparation for possible entry into MISSION ETERNITY. More soon.

April 7, 2007

07.00 GMT Touch-down in Zurich
07.15 GMT Ash passes customs into Switzerland
07.30 GMT Transfer to etoy.HEADQUARTERS


Good Friday, April 6, 2007

03.00 GMT agent HAEFLIGER checks into the Roosevelt Hotel, New York City
12.00 GMT Hotel postal service reopens
12.30 GMT Ron of the Roosevelt delivers the UPS package to room 975
12.35 GMT agent HAEFLIGER inspects the ash sample and the cover-up sand probes delivered by agent MARLAND from California
12.50 GMT Ash sample enters the dedicated storm case: neatly tucked into foam molds produced in Austin TX
18.00 GMT agent HAEFLIGER visits the Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum at 2 East 91th in Manhattan. The ash case checks into security locker 236 for two hours
20.00 GMT Ash transfer across New York city to JFK Airport
21.30 GMT Storm case passes airport security at JFK Airport terminal 1
22.30 GMT Agent and storm case board Swiss flight number 17 to Zurich, Switzerland
24.00 GMT Take-off from New York


April 5, 2007

Status: *DELIVERED*
Last Scan: *4/5/2007 10:25:00 AM DELIVERED NEW YORK, NY US*
*NEW YORK, NY US*
Delivered To: *NEW YORK, NY US*
Delivery Date: *Thursday, April 5, 2007*
Delivery Time: *10:25:00 AM*
Delivery Location: *RECEPTION*
Signed By: *BUTT*
Carrier: *UPS*
Service: *2ND DAY AIR AM*
Expected: *4/5/2007*
UPS Tracking Number: *1Z9534070783777162*
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Scan History:

4/5/2007 10:25:00 AM DELIVERED NEW YORK, NY US
4/5/2007 8:16:00 AM OUT FOR DELIVERY LONG ISLAND CITY, NY US
4/5/2007 8:00:00 AM ARRIVAL SCAN LONG ISLAND CITY, NY US
4/5/2007 7:35:00 AM DEPARTURE SCAN NEW YORK, NY US
4/5/2007 6:50:00 AM LOCATION SCAN NEW YORK, NY US
4/5/2007 1:01:00 AM UNLOAD SCAN NEW YORK, NY US
4/4/2007 11:06:00 PM ARRIVAL SCAN NEW YORK, NY US
4/4/2007 9:33:00 PM DEPARTURE SCAN SECAUCUS, NJ US
4/4/2007 6:32:00 PM ARRIVAL SCAN SECAUCUS, NJ US
4/4/2007 4:22:00 PM DEPARTURE SCAN PHILADELPHIA, PA US
4/4/2007 2:39:00 PM LOCATION SCAN PHILADELPHIA, PA US
4/4/2007 12:29:00 PM UNLOAD SCAN PHILADELPHIA, PA US
4/4/2007 12:20:00 PM ARRIVAL SCAN PHILADELPHIA, PA US
4/4/2007 4:31:00 AM DEPARTURE SCAN OAKLAND, CA US
4/4/2007 2:50:00 AM ARRIVAL SCAN OAKLAND, CA US
4/4/2007 2:44:00 AM DEPARTURE SCAN OAKLAND, CA US
4/3/2007 11:51:00 PM ARRIVAL SCAN OAKLAND, CA US
4/3/2007 11:12:00 PM DEPARTURE SCAN SUNNYVALE, CA US
4/3/2007 10:03:00 PM ORIGIN SCAN SUNNYVALE, CA US
4/3/2007 8:40:00 PM BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED US

*NOTE: *The times listed in the scan details are local time.

agent MARLAND receives Timothy Leary's ashes and a copy of the cremation certificate from the Leary estate on Thursday February 22, 2007 17:30 PST in the parking lot of the Fed Ex Kinko's at:
15545 Los Gatos Blvd
Los Gatos, CA, 95032
USA

agent MARLAND: "Man, this is exciting! etoy receives Leary's ashes 10 years and 13 days after a first serving of his ashes left earth for orbit on a Pegasus rocket".

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vincent @ 11.04.2007 16:16 CET
the obvious question is: now that we have the polonium, what do we do with it?
HAEFLIGER @ 11.04.2007 21:17 CET
coming to think of it - i might double-check on my underwear that was stuffed beneath it all...
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