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Interview (japanese) - Ascii24.com 2000-09-14

http://ascii24.com/news/i/topi/article/2000/09/14/618051-000.html
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etoy prepares to mark toy war anniversary - Financial Express 2000-09-11

2000_09_11_financial_express_etoy_prepares_to_mark_toywar_anniversary.pdf
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Reuters story version X - 2000-09-10

2000_09_10_reuters_story_version_x.pdf
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Reuters etoy original - 2000-09

2000_09_reuters_etoy_original.pdf
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URGENTLY WANTED: TOYWAR.actors

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THE etoy.CORPORATION LOOKS FOR PEOPLE FOR A FILM SHOOTING!
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EMERGENCY! IT'S NOW OR NEVER.


WE LOST 10 AGENTS IN A SPECIAL OPERATION IN LEGO LAND.
THIS toy.SOLDIERS HAVE TO BE REPLACED...


WE NEED TOYWAR.soldiers OR etoy.FANS FOR A SHORT DATED
EXCITING FILM SHOOTING IN SWITZERLAND: HARBOR OF BASEL,
WHERE THE etoy.TANK7 STARTS AN EXTREME TRIP AND ANOTHER
INTERCONTINENTAL LOGISTICS OPERATION (ZURICH - MANHATTAN)...

TOYWAR.soldiers IN SPECIAL DRESSES AND BULLET PROOF
VESTS NEED TO PROTECT THE DEPARTURE OF etoy.TANK7
WHICH SERVED AS TOYWAR.press-office BETWEEN NOVEMBER
1999 and FEBRUARY 2000. 100 % EXCITEMENT GUARANTEED.

if you are / or know someone :

-165 - 180 cm tall / not too fat (we like fat people...
but the person has to fit in the dress)
-male / female / transsexual
-excited & flexible... ready to be picked up early in the
morning of the 30th of march(TOMORROW) in zurich or basel...

---> you are our special agent !

GLORY & FAME ARE WAITING ! + 100 etoy.SHARE UNITS!

ON THURSDAY, 30th of MARCH, THE CORPORATE etoy.HELICOPTER
LEAVES ZURICH AT 7 A.M..

THE etoy.TANK7 CREW IS READY TO TAKE OFF!
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO COOPERATE WITH YOU!

INFORM YOUR FRIENDS IN ZURICH & BASEL. FORWARD THIS MAIL.

ACTION. BUSINESS. ENTERTAINMENT. 100% FREE!

& CALL ++41 / (0) 79 321 59 40 or ++41 / 01 242 40 81 (temp. press office untill
31th of march 2000)

talk to etoy.ZAI or send an email right now: zai@etoy.com

nobody invests to lose money...
your etoy.TANK7-CREW

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etoy FREEZES SHARES OF AUSTRIAN GOV.

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NSI STILL MAKING TROUBLE. THEY HAVE NOT REINSTALLED
THE etoy.DNS (AGENTS: DO NOT STOP THE TOY-BOMBING!)
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but this email has another purpose:

(VIENNA/ZURICH/TOKYO)

DUE TO A MAJOR CRISIS IN AUSTRIA THE MANAGEMENT OF
THE etoy.CORPORATION DECIDED TO SUSPEND THE
etoy.VOTING-RIGHTS OF THE AUSTRIAN GOVERNMENT AFTER
A SUCCESSFUL 2 YEAR COOPERATION. WE WILL FREEZE ALL
PORTFOLIOS OF THE "BUNDESKANZLERAMT" UNTIL THE
(EXTREME RIGHT) PARTY FPO GETS KICKED OUT OF THE
GOVERNMENT.

etoy DOES NOT ACCEPT BUSINESS PARTNERS WHO COLLABORATE
WITH PEOPLE WHO PLAN TO LIMIT THE RIGHTS OF ARTISTS,
FOREIGNERS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T FIT INTO THEIR
REACTIONARY IDEOLOGY.

etoy IS NOT AGAINST DEMOCRACY. etoy IS AGAINST PEOPLE WHO
TRY TO DESTROY CONTEMPORARY LIFESTYLE.

the office of the chancellor of austria owns 6000
etoy.SHARES (0.94% of the corporation). for 2 years we
had a very interesting relationship with the austrian
government lead by former chancellor victor klima who
signed the first etoy.SHARES on january 25, 1998 in his
office in vienna. there were many disputes and fights
about lifestyle, anarchy and the role of drugs in the
etoy.ARTWORK but on a basic level we accepted each other
and knew that communication and respect was an important
base for human civilization, freedom and the development
of visions for the future. etoy never fully agreed with
the social democratic way to interact on a global
playground. most of the ideas seemed too old fashioned to
the etoy.MANAGEMENT. but etoy can confirm that these
people had style and definitely knew that an advanced
society needs different approaches and perspectives...
even if both business partners were following different
strategies we had a contract to support each other by
expanding our minds in exhausting discussions about power,
parties, poetry, petting or parasites.

the etoy.MANAGEMENT does not see any chance to expand the
minds of the new barbarian ministers at all. it would just
be dangerous to try to talk about LSD and etoy.SHARES with
such "people". who knows how they might react if they get
nervous because they start to feel what they miss in life.
we had enough trouble during the last 3 months with eToys!
narrow minded freaks really pop up everywhere as it seems.
is it the weather? the moon? or just poisoned beer in some
bad bars?


etoy DOES NOT SUPPORT CULTURAL BOYCOTTS AGAINST THE AUSTRIAN
POPULATION. AUSTRIA NEEDS CULTURAL VIRUSES & MENTAL SUPPORT.
DO NOT FORGET THAT THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF SMART PEOPLE IN
THIS COUNTRY. DO NOT COLLABORATE WITH THE GOVERNMENT!
DO NOT ACCEPT GIFTS OR INVITATIONS.

ARS ELECTRONICA, MEGO, SILVERSERVER, FM4, PERSONAL RECORDS,
SUNSHINE, SUBETAGE, AUDIOROOM, WINK, RESTATE.ORG, FARMERS
MANUAL AND OTHER ORGANIZATIONS ARE VALUABLE PARTNERS TO
ESTABLISH COUNTERCULTURE. DON'T LET FPO & OVP DESTROY
WHAT OUR FRIENDS BUILT!


in solidarity: the etoy.BOARD
for the etoy.SHAREHOLDERS / ARTISTS / EMPLOYEES


etoy.MONO (TOYWAR.crisis-control) BRATISLAVA
etoy.ZAI (ceo) ZURICH / NEW YORK
etoy.GRAMAZIO (president) MONZA / ITALY
etoy.KUBLI (legal affairs) GENEVA



SMART GUYS ALWAYS REMEMBER:

"MONEY AND SHARES ARE THE OBJECTS OF OUR DESIRE...
...BUT ART IS WHAT WE WOULD KILL FOR..."

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ADDITIONAL INFO: TOYWAR.com just installed the IBIZA -
BATTLEFIELD with more than 30 TOYWAR.lullabies (the free chill
out tracks) for tired TOY-SOLDIERS submitted by over 25 DJ-TOYS
from all over the world! you will find "etoy.IBIZA" in the
pacific ocean... close to japan :-)

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