Riff Raff on the art of etoy.AGENTS - SF Weekly 1998-06


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24 June 1998

*** tel. +1 415 252 3355 (blasthaus)

San Francisco, Ca. European Internet-Gang hacks
into San Francisco's culture code >>>

etoy, well know for their underground action
"the digital hijack" (kidnapping 1.4 million
net-tourists) successfully started their dangerous
WORLD-TOUR 98/99/00 in San Diego last week.

Friday the 19th of June, the etoy.CREW landed
in San Francisco with TANK 14, a 40-foot cargo
container, one of etoy's server-bases and lifestyle
units (hosting web-capsules, sound and sleeping
tanks, etoy.PROTECTION equipment...).

The invasion started 6-19-98 / 05:00:00 with a
high-risk logistic operation. The European
action-corporation etoy set up their orange 10 ton
steel and high-tech tank in the middle of the
"multimedia gulch" near 4th and Brannan at 41 Freelon...
since then, mysterious agents with orange jackets,
standard sunglasses, f1-overalls and hand-held
Internet devices have infiltrated the bay area...

the etoy.CORPORATION does not issue any information
about actual missions and strategies.. future
press.releases will update you on corporate underground
pop and action-entertainment... PLEASE WATCH OUT !

"i have no idea what these guys are doing ... but it
sure looks good and interesting... i definitely will
be there friday night..."
***lord martin [bay TV/san francisco examiner]:

"yes!...and all our children will be playing in their
garden of joy surrounded by glamour and perverted
disco tunes... etoy, immature priests from another
world..." ***bjoerk (popstar, island)

«...those of us lucky enough to have interacted
with them or their mediations will never experience
the man-machine-network interface in quite the same way again.»
***douglas rushkoff, new york times, author of «media virus

etoy was founded 1994 in the swiss alps. etoy
actions include net-technology, corporate aesthetics,
pop music, telecommunications and surreal security
systems. The etoy.AGENTS circulate between the U.K.,
the U.S.A, Italy, Switzerland, the Czech Republic
and Austria.

after being asked about etoy's latest web-product
etoy.MARK shoots the slogan: "the shareholder is
the popstar". Then he hands over one of the
magnetic-strip business cards and connects you to
investor relations [] to receive

Opening action 26.jun 96/ 20:30 h

### New blasthaus location
[41 freelon, near 4th/brannan] ###

# The etoy.CORPORATION will hand over a share-certificate
to investor Renny Pritikin, chief curator of Yerba
Buena Center for the Arts

# corporate presentations by blasthaus and etoy

# online etoy.SHARE-TRADING

# feature of the exclusive corporate environment
etoy.TANK 14 [entry for shareholders only]

# exhibition of 9 etoy.SHARE-CERTIFICATES

# sanitized and infected etoy.DRINKS

for more >> please contact

tel. 415 789-8212 ext 1

and ask for a corporate etoy.FOLDER!

investor relations:
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p.o. box. 3365 - 8049 zurich - switzerland



handle with care !

dear etoy friend

<< protected by etoy
billions and billions saved >>
your name and email address was captured on one of the
etoy.SERVERS. our policy is to only send out information
to people who visited our web site, asked for information
and/or have an email relationship with the etoy.CORPORATION.
we do not buy or randomly collect addresses.

if you feel like you could be a victim of any kind of private
address misuse by unauthorized email terrorists, please immediately
report to: or simply send an email to

corporate news:

after the extended engineering and testing phase at CRCA labs in
san diego (UCSD), etoy.TANK 14 just landed on the super-cyber-chip
called san francisco:

06-19-1998 - 05:55:00. friendly invasion started...
06-24-1998 - 14:37:00 bay area infected....
06-26-1998 - 20:30:00 business presentation...

TANK 14, part of the brand new etoy.CORPORATE-ENVIRONMENT /
global etoy.SHOW-STAGE / 40-foot cargo container/ net shuttle
is placed at:

blasthaus the heart of san francisco
41 freelon street (near 4th/brannan)

blasthaus and etoy invite you to the celebration of the successful
conclusion of their collaboration: from today on blasthaus san
francisco will be acting as official stock transfer agent for the
etoy.SHARES (symbol EYA and EYM).


26 jun. 1998 / 20:30 - 23:30
* ** *** * *** ** ** *

special attractions:

** corporate presentations by blasthaus and etoy.

** official share hand over of a etoy.SHARE-CERTIFICATE
to investor renny pritikin [chief curator yerba buena
center for the arts, san francisco]

** online etoy.SHARE-TRADING (Symbol: EYM)

** feature of the exclusive corporate environment
etoy.TANK 14 (entry for shareholders only)

** exhibition of 9 etoy.SHARE-CERTIFICATES (by courtesy
of seven international etoy.SHAREHOLDERS)

** sanitized and infected etoy.DRINKS

exhibition and environment:
26 jun. to 15. aug. 1998
gallery hours: tue-fri 11-5 sat 12-5

*** u p c o m i n g ***
*highly recommended: srl event 6-25-98 / 8 pm
san francisco under freeway overpass 3rd/bryant

thank you for helping us grow !
for the etoy.CREW: etoy.WUNDERKIND
[the authorized automated agent]

investor relations:
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p.o. box. 3365 - 8049 zurich - switzerland

disclaimer #013 [monitoring & copyright]

powered by MIGROS [fuel+food], EUnet [network], Sun Microsystems
[servers], BAK Switzerland [forwarding and financial support], UCSD/CRCA
[TANK engineering], blasthaus [share transfer agent],
[tcp/ip-conferencing], cover girl [make-up], parmalat [milk], turek
[fashion] and stadtrat von zug. thanks to our private investors

INSIDER-FORECAST: decrease of etoy.SHARE-VALUE -2,5%
[]. japanese market collapse.
excellent buying opportunity !


e t o y . R U M O R - S H O O T E R

...on the etoy.RUMOR-SHOOTER™
you heard it first !

rumors are bad for business ! >


san francisco museum of modern art protected by etoy..
PoP-event 5-29-98.. etoy security team report: we have forced
145 entries without ticket, gave 39 under aged kids access to
this on-the-edge BLASTHAUS event and maintained inconsistent
door control/ body search activities and random alcohol privileges..
additional 1800 guests desperately waited to enter the building..
etoy.AGENTS involved in serious competence conflict with local
security teams.. etoy finally banned from SFMOMA.. etoy.MATT:
"visibility 97.5%, increase of etoy.SHARE-VALUE +5.3%,
the virus is spreading.. thank you san francisco !"

* u p c o m i n g ** HANDLE WITH CARE !

investor relations:
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p.o. box. 3365 - 8049 zurich - switzerland


San Francisco Metropolitan 1998-06-15 (Keith Haring MOMA party)



High-Tech: etoy on a Mission From Cyberspace - San Diego Business Journal 1998-06-15



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this is a personal invitation, please do not forward

>>> WORLD-TOUR KICK OFF 98/99/00 etoy.TANK 17

UCSD CRCA and the etoy.BOYS invite you to their etoy.SHARE-TRADING
release and etoy.BETATEST-BBQ / high profiled smalltalk-party

START: 7 pm

7 pm -> public reception: share viewing
powered by bud light & dr pepper
-> press-tour / photo-opportunity

8 pm -> official handing-over of 10 etoy.SHARE-
CERTIFICATES to key UCSD representatives
11800 etoy.SHARES EYA (par value 13593.6 USD, 6-7-98)
(6-11-98!!! Symbol: EYM)

##### special guest: DJ X-NTRIK (san diego, firme rec. LA) #####

** become an etoy.SHAREHOLDER sponsored by UCSD and get full
access to the etoy corporate environment (shareholders only!)
UCSD/CRCA purchased 8500 etoy.SHARES (EYM microshares, par value
USD 10625.--) for UCSD students and guests

DATE: June 11th 1998
LOCATION: UCSD, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA SAN DIEGO visual arts facility, east, on artists lane


cooperations: MIGROS, Eunet, SUN Microsystems, BAK, UCSD

investor relations:
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p.o. box. 3365 - 8049 zurich - switzerland


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